Bosco the Samurott (Err trying to sound like Richard Hammond):
"You see if you were listening to my story, I would like to tell you something about some amazing things and a little bit of silly things.
Now normally when I was born as an Oshawott, I always wanted to stay with my mother, but not until about 6 years later my sister who was Joyce was the next to born, and I had to take care of her, which it isn't that much easy to do. But somehow when Joyce was still a baby Oshawott, she likes to have a little play of biting to my err, my mother's tummy, sort of. I had no idea why, but that was a long time ago.
Things that were changing as when I was a Dewott, I used to be a cool looking Pokemon when I have a bit of my own style, and have fun with Joyce. The only thing when I was at school is that sometimes some of the rules were a little bit confusing, I mean how annoying can it be, when you really have to bring a lot of stuffs coming such as carrying a school laptop that has a slow school internet connection, and some badly made programs, and somehow when I was along with my colleagues who were Louis and James, each of us got given by some teachers who gave us some hard-disks so we can put all of our files and school works on that device, but however though, it was useless because it doesn't work, so we got Plan B and we ended up using USBs instead.
You see when I was with my colleagues, we've once went to a bit of camping at the snow somewhere else, if I can remember is the place in Japan called Sapporo I guess. It was heavily cold, and worst of all James when he was a Servine, he always complaining a lot about being cold, as he wears lots of warm stuffs of jackets and a bit of shoes, I always find that this place doesn't really exciting at all because it's like going to Russia in a snowy road during our tour. Louis however finds that this is a somewhat nice place, but no, it isn't. Because I remember when we went to the hotels, and going to take a sleep in our room, James always mumbling a lot as he keeps mumbling and mumbling while me and Louis can't sleep properly as James keeps complaining about the snow including the temperature out there.
Of course, I also complained to Louis about why can't we go to Tokyo, because he said some of the season is not the right timing, well that's for sure this was during Winter season, James thought it would've been better to go on Spring season in Tokyo, instead of taking the tour at Sapporo, and I just said to James like 'Well you came to the wrong country' and I had the same way because it's hard to find English translations from the Japanese.
Now you see the funny thing was is that sometimes we play pranks to each other, you know I've once pranked James for using a blasted horn causing him crashing his head. Louis once pranked me for pouring some huge water into my body while I was sleeping. And yeah, that's what happens.
When I was at the internet watching some brand new Pokemon Best Wishes 2! Episode N, I was really amazed when seeing N and I was like 'Oh Arceus, he just barely saved Axew and Snivy!!' and sometimes some funny bits for what I saw is when the hot spring scene during the tournament battle when Pikachu with Riolu and Oshawott were splashing each other and then when Pikachu using Thunderbolt, that Oshawott did not moved but my reaction was like 'Oh Arceus! That's not gonna be great!!'. The even more hilarious thing on the internet is that when I was at Tumblr website, I find very strange and hilarious things happening ever and I was like 'What does that mean?' including 'Oh bloody hell!' but you won't know what it really means though.
You see when I had evolved into a Samurott, which I really am right now, it was a little bit tricky to stand up on 2 legs just like my pre-evolutions, but somehow when I first try standing it I was like 'Yeah!' but not until Joyce just pushed my tummy and I just fell over into my back. Yeah, it is a little bit funny funny.
Anyway, as I lived in Hong Kong at the Hong Kong Island area, with my families and friends living each other's apartments in one building that has a nice park out there, it was beautiful, but it's pretty hard to get a really nice apartment with that much money. I always having a nice chat to my cousins, and going for a nice double-decker buses and trams in the Hong Kong Island looking at some of the great adventures with some great restaurants and bits of shoppings, including cars, yeah.
So, that's the end of my story, thanks for listening."
Bosco the Samurott belongs to me.
(C) SamurottAMG HK 2013
(C) RazorSamurottHK 2013