If you're a Buizel, just like Zingger, you'll be lucky because he will use a better way to massage himself on his shoulders by using his 2 split-up tails. This might also works for a Floatzel as well. If I'm not wrong.
Zingger the Buizel from FutachimaruAMG's Comic Series.
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